The 'Lectric Law Library's
Periodical Reading Room

Like a pack of starving pythons chasing down a stampeding herd of panicked wolverines, our staff of 254 legal information experts at our breathtakingly adequate Isles of Langerhans Command Complex -- each at least a former member of the U.S. Supreme Court -- toiling under the inspired leadership of our Head Librarian Ralf, constantly lay in wait along cyberspace's Ho Chi Minh trails ready to ambush and hijack any passing top quality legal material that the Library's beloved patrons may desire, some of which we are pleased to present below.

Here we have lots of Right & Left-wing legal analysis and insanity, Drug issues, our own online law journal - the Eclectic 'Lectric Law Review - and heaven knows what else grabbed from hither & yon.

We may all be on our way to a society overrun by hordes of lawyers, hungry as locusts, and brigades of
judges in numbers never before contemplated. - Warren Burger

The Eclectic 'Lectric Law Review
Our Very Own Online Law Journal with Interesting Stories, Articles and ?? about Everything & Nothing

THE ACLU COLLECTION
Material on Varied Topics by the World's Leading Pinko Bleeding Heart Liberals

• Crime Bills, 6k
• The Death Penalty, 13k
• Guardian of Liberty, 14k
• Counterterrorism Legislation, 6k
• Unjust Firings: Time for a Statute, 9k
• Religion & our Public Schools, 30k
• Congress's Assault on Civil Liberties, 6k
  
  
• Artistic Freedom, 16k
• AIDs & Civil Liberties, 11k
• Reproductive Freedom: Rights of Minors, 13k
• Reproductive Freedom: Right to Choose, 22k
  
  
• "English Only", 13k
• Welfare Reform, 30k
• 10 Reasons To Oppose '3 Strikes, You're Out', 11k
• The ACLU's Most Important Supreme Court Victories, 30k
  

Thunder On The Right
We've Gathered some Material By & About the Right Wing -- from the Mildly Extreme to
those Lovable Looneys Leaning so Far Right They'd Tip Over Without A Cane

• Absolute Proof that Bill and Hill Clinton are Communist Lackies, 9k
• Rush Limbaugh's Original & Updated '35 Undeniable Truths', 7k
• The Story Behind Attacks on the John Birch Society, 30k
• About the John Birch Society - Its Principles & Beliefs, 6k
• Terry Nichol's Affidavit Claiming He's an Alien, 8k
• World Trade Center Bombing - FBI Bombers Exposed!, 9k
• Oueen Elizabeth Behind OK Bombing says Lyndon Larouche, 8k
  
  
• Ode to Janet Reno, 1k
• What Is Beastnet?, 8k
• A Montana Man's War Clogs Courts, 10k
• Change of Address Form for State Citizens, 4k
• Letter to Lay the Basis of Insanity Defense, 4k
• Whitewater, the Federal Reserve, & The CIA, 5k
• Yippie! We Don't Need to Pay Federal Income Taxes, 7k
• Get Rid of those Pesky Banks & their Fraudulent Loans, 7k
• How to Get Your Bank Really Pissed Off About Your Loan, 7k
  

THE DRUG COLLECTION
Here's Material from Both Trenches of the 'War On Drugs'. But Please Don't Ask us What Side We're On... At Least Till After we Bust Those Stoners over there... and We're Done Peaking from those Purple Microdots.

• How Drug Policy is Bankrupting California, 14 K
• The Effects of Legalization - A Bill Buckley Jr. Discussion, 28k
• Clinton's 2/96 Message on Major Drug Producing/Transit Countries, 9k
• Anheuser-Busch Explains why Beer's so Good & Other Drugs are so Bad, 3k
  
  On 2/28/98 we received the following e-mail message about the above file:
  
  Subject: stupid bullshit
      The busch paper on Beer Vs. Marijuana is the biggest crock of Shit ive [sic] ever read in my entire life!
  
  To which we replied:
  
  Dear Beloved Pissed-off Library Patron,
      Since the Library Staff either agrees with you or has no idea what you're talking about -- and is too stoned to figure it out right now -- we've coerced a reply from our Drug & Alcohol (and everything else) expert, boss, Head Librarian & rumored soon-to-be-appointed new Drug Czar, Ralf Rinkle.

  Here's Ralf's Reasonable, Rational, Well-Informed Reply
  
  
  

• DEA's Ten Major Points in Opposition to Drug Legalization, 2k
• Psychoactive Substances & Violence Report - U.S. DoJ, 45k
• "A Wiser Course - Ending Drug Prohibition" by NYC Bar Assn, 31k, Zip
• Dethrone the Drug Czar by Senior Federal Judge Whitman Knapp, 7k
• A Conservative GOP Judge on Reassessing our Drug Laws, 18k
  
  
• Coptic Priest Gets 35 Years for Conspiracy to Smuggle Pot, 5k
• History of Drug Use/Prohibition, 60k very interesting
• Congressman Says No Way Will We Legalize Drugs, 10k
• Sacramental Use of Peyote, 5k
  
  
• Court Rules Against Athletic Drug Tests, 2k
• Jury Clears La Mesan Who Grew Pot as Rx For HIV, 5k
• Federal Sentencing Commission Decides Cocaine Sentences Sucks, 4k
• Pros & Cons of Sentencing Guideline Amendments Re: Crack, 30k
• Florida's Comprehensive Drug Abuse Prevention & Control Act, 33k, Zip
  
  Justice is being allowed to do whatever I like. Injustice is whatever prevents me doing it. - Samuel Butler

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