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This page is for folks who don't have their own website to link to, or do have one but also want a Webpage in the Library. It has information you need to prepare your Mini-WebSite and contains a couple of examples and explanatory notes.

The content, length and style of your Mini-WebSite is entirely up to you. Here's an example for a legal support firm showing the standard features and format. It's approximately 200 words (price includes up to 350 words) and the graphics (like all of the Library's) are 16 color gifs with the larger being about 1.5k and the smaller 1k in size.

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RINKLE & RINKLE Certifiable Court Reporters

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THE LATEST IN TECHNOLOGY? WHO NEEDS IT? CLAY TABLETS HAVE WORKED GREAT FOR 6000 YEARS!

Serving a little bit of Tierra Del Fuego and the Antarctic.

Rinkle & Rinkle is a full-service Court\Deposition Reporting Company, offering the legal community the most comprehensive portfolio of services for a little bit of Tierra Del Fuego and the Antarctic. We have a staff of over 6,000,000 reporters who are certified by various mental health professionals, with many wishing they earned national certificates of recognition. Rinkle & Rinkle is a member of the Friendly Penguin Court Reporters Association and a founding member of the Unfairly Imprisoned Court Reporters Association.

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TO CONTACT RINKLE & RINKLE:

Phone (800) 777-1234 From Anywhere in the Antarctic.
Mention Rinkle & Rinkle's website and receive a summons!

E-Mail: rrinkle@rinkle.net

Visit Rinkle & Rinkle's World Wide Web site at http://www.maniac.com
Register at the web site and receive a free Rinkle & Rinkle avocado!

Read Ralf R. Rinkle's: Deposition Strategy Tip #16
Deponent won't Answer your Question? A Punch in the Face will Help.

Read Randolph R. Rinkle's: Deposition Strategy Tip #23
Punched in the Face? Yet another Reason to Have a Gun at Depositions.

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Here's another example for a law firm using a more narrative style. It's about 360 words in size.

RINKLE & RINKLE

LAW FOR THE LOCKED-UP


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#16478675, Alcatraz Island, San Francisco, CA 94109
Tel - We'll call you, collect.
Other offices: Leavenworth KS, Sing Sing NY, Jolliet IL, Tower of London UK, Lompoc CA, The Bastille FR, Rayburn House Office Bldg. DC, Devil's Island SA

71 lawyers *53 in Jail House Law Group (*17 awaiting trial and expected to join group soon)


Jail House Law Practice Group

The Jail House Practice Group has 50 lawyers who practice in the overlapping areas of Jail House law; their practices are enhanced by the expertise of a number of thugs, miscreants and footpads with technical and specific expertise. The Group's experience includes perjury counseling, avoiding audits, blood cleanup and weapon recovery matters, assault siting and permitting, transaction-related advice, wholly unnecessary litigation, and legislative advocacy for a broad range of imprisoned clients in the United States, Latin America, Europe, and Asia. The Group's clients include former and future executives in virtually all industries, as well as former and future officials of trade associations, governmental and quasigovernmental agencies, unions, banks, trusts, estates, and others.

Our Practice

Regulatory and Legislative Advocacy - Our work in this area includes drafting proposed threats and demands, preparing comments on and negotiating changes in pending hostage actions, refusing to testify before legislative committees, and litigating matters regarding anything that'll get the Warden pissed.

Frivolous Litigation and Enforcement Actions - We represent clients in civil and criminal actions, cost recovery and cleanup actions, revenge and kangaroo court proceedings, and in both the defense and prosecution of a variety of other useless but costly prisoner litigation.

Business and Real Property Acquisitions - Our work in this area includes identifying potential risks associated with mergers, acquisitions, or clubbings, conducting due diligence, negotiating and drafting appropriate provisions in purchase, lease, and extortion agreements, structuring transactions to minimize potential liabilities, and hiding the shivs after our clients steal the money.

Read Ralf R. Rinkle's report: Steak & Champagne for Inmates - Our Next Constitutional Amendment

Read Randolph R. Rinkle's thesis: Capital Punishment as A Learning Experience

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