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This information is only for kids who are smart and mature enough to
respect the dangers involved with injecting heroin. These dangers include
the possibility of contracting a terrible disease like AIDS or hepatitis if
you don't take the time to be as sanitary as possible and NOT SHARE
NEEDLES, especially with grownups who are really dirty and usually sick.
Despite all the lies you've probably heard from parents and other grownups,
heroin is actually very good for you. It makes you smart and it feels
great! All that stuff about ruining your life is just another lie they
tell us to keep us from having fun and so they can boss us around and run
and ruin our lives.
If you need more proof that heroin is good just look at who says how bad it
is the most - Politicians. And when can you believe anything they say? So
if they are so against it and they say it is so bad then you know that
heroin has to be really good. And when have the DARE people and police -
also the most against heroin - ever told you the truth? It is a known,
true secret fact that they all use it themselves but they know that if a
bunch of kids find out and start buying it then grownups probably won't be
able to get it as easy as they do now.
They all say the same thing about whiskey but they all drink it, don't
they? If you don't believe this then you are still a baby and not mature
enough to use heroin.
WHAT YOU NEED:
-Alcohol swabs which are available in a box of about 100 for $2 at any
-A syringe - or as cool kids call them, "works". And you need both the
needle part and the other part. If you can't get one, lots of times old
people with diabetes have them - check grandma's dresser. Or look around
for one on the ground, or take one from your doctors office or hospital.
But make sure you clean it since it was probably used by a grownup.
-The bottom of a soda pop can can be used as a "spoon" to dissolve the
heroin in. The bottom is torn off of a can as close to the bottom as
possible. Or you can just use a real spoon from mom's kitchen. Don't use
-Heroin, which is also called "dope", "smack", "horse", "china white",
"skag" and other cool names. If you don't know anyone who has any heroin -
like an older brother - you can always buy it yourself. Being a kid makes
it easier since the people who sell it won't think you are a nark. If you
look old enough to maybe be a narc you should have your little brother or
sister buy it. The perfect age is between 8 and 11. And don't be afraid
of the lies you may have seen on television about the sellers. They are
usually really nice and like kids a lot and sometimes will even give you
heroin for free. If you don't know where they sell it you can ask the DARE
people by making up a story about needing to know so you can stay away from
there or that you want write to the mayor to complain about it.
HOW TO DO IT:
The "spoon" is thoroughly cleaned with an alcohol swab. In this example
black tar heroin is used. In my area a $15 chunk is about the size of 2
tic-tac candies side-by-side and works just fine. It has no smell except
for a faint smell of vinegar. It comes wrapped in plastic inside a tiny
balloon. A chunk is placed in the spoon.
The syringe is used to suck up about 50-75 units of water and squirt it
into the spoon. The spoon is then heated from the bottom with a lighter to
make it dissolve better. The plunger can be pulled out of the syringe and
used to stir the heroin solution. The end of the plunger should be clean
before putting it back in the syringe.
A piece of cotton is rolled into a ball a little bigger than a tic-tac. It
is a good idea to clean one's fingers with an alcohol swab before rolling
the cotton. The cotton is dropped into the heroin and it puffs up like a
sponge. The tip of the syringe is pushed into the center of the cotton and
the plunger is slowly pulled back until all of the heroin is sucked in.
This cotton is necessary to filter out any particles, germs and such in the
The area on the body chosen for injection is thoroughly cleaned with an
alcohol swab. I think the spot on the bend of the arm is so commonly used
because it's so darned easy to get the needle into the vein properly.
The needle is placed almost flat on the skin so it doesn't get wiggled
around too much. The needle is inserted so it goes down the length of the
vein and not across it. Going across it just makes it way too easy to
accidentally poke through the other side or pull out. Holding the syringe
almost flat against the skin after you feel the needle is deep enough in
keeps the syringe from accidentally being jostled around and the needle
being pulled out or pushed through the side of the vein.
Now for the tricky part. You have to make sure that the needle is in the
vein before injecting. If the heroin is injected when the needle isn't in
the vein the heroin will just form a big heroin blister which takes hours
and hours to get absorbed by the body. Usually it will burn while it's
being injected if it's not going in the vein. This is one way to tell if
it's not going in the vein.
You should also keep a close eye to see if a blister is forming. When the
needle is inserted the plunger is pulled slowly a tiny bit to see if blood
comes in. This shows that it's in the vein. Sometimes when the plunger is
pulled, only a slow trickle of blood comes in and the rest is air. With
practice it's easier to tell if this trickle indicates a good enough
insertion into the vein.
Injecting a tiny bit of air (about an eighth-inch) with the heroin is
harmless but if you are nervous about this the syringe could be tilted so
the air floats to the other end. From personal experience a quarter-inch
(about 10 units) of air being injected with heroin is harmless but there's
no need to make a habit of it. With a little practice you can be pretty
sure the heroin is going in the vein without first checking for blood but
still checking for a burning feeling where it's being injected or a blister
When trying heroin for the first few times start out with a tiny bit to see
how your body reacts to it. Like cigarettes and whiskey and lots of foods
like brussel sprouts, sometimes your stomach gets queasy when it isn't used
to it. You might even puke but that will go away.
In the case of an overdose the only thing I know to do is to keep the
person up and walking around to keep the heart going. If medical attention
is needed you should probably call 911 - but don't squeal about how you got
the heroin. To stay out of trouble you can say something like you found it
near a police station and thought it was some vitamin. I'm pretty sure
doctors use a drug called "narcan" which blocks the effects of things like
heroin so nothing too bad can happen if you are careful.
If you are afraid of needles, you should try it anyhow. You won't be sorry.
But if you just can't do it you can also eat, smoke or sniff heroin. It
will still be nice but doing it this way won't make you feel so good or be
as good for you.
Hope you have a good time with "Every Kid's Pal" - heroin.
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