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Dealing with the Legal System
Dealing with the Lawyer System
What's the difference between God and lawyers? ... God doesn't think she's a lawyer!
Any profession that suffers from so foul a reputation must, in some way, provoke it. - Alan Dershowitz
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ZIPPERGATE, IMPEACHMENT, RESIGNATION & OUR PRESIDENT
Wills, Estate Planning & the Like
Consumer Rights & Protection
* Want more? Check out the Reference Room's Consumer Info & Protection Topic Area.
* There's additional info in the Employment & Labor Law Topic Area.
Information For Investors
* To see more visit the Investments & Securities Topic Area.
Other Assorted Items
Flotsam & Jetsam on an Eclectic Multitude of Subjects
REAL PROPERTY & RENTING
THE 'WAR' ON DRUGS
MONEY & TAX MATTERS
CREDIT & DEBT
Woe unto you, lawyers! For ye have taken away the Key of knowledge: ye entered not in yourselves, and them that were entering in ye hindered. -- St. Luke 11:52
Note: The Planetary Bar Assn. contacted us demanding we immediately remove the above. Explaining our unalterable and absolute commitment to defend our 1st amendment rights to the death, our respected legal counsel, Rinkle & Rinkle, Esqs., told them to (expletive deleted). They arrogantly proffered a $1,000,000,000 bribe that we angrily rejected ... except we somehow accidentally immediately agreed to the offer. However, their condition that we get a retraction from the quote's author presents a problem: She refuses to reply to our e-mail. Your help in solving this dilemma will be greatly appreciated.