HI! it's me, Ralf, again. . . You know, the head librarian? . . . The one
who gave you. . .
Hey, wait a second. . . Don't I recognize you? . . Yeah, I do!!
Oh my god!. . . It's obviously too late. . . You must already be a
Now just listen . . . your secret's safe with me. . . Honest!! . . . Just
go back to the Library, don't cause any trouble and I'll forget I ever saw
Come on. . . Please leave. . . No. . . Stop it! . . Don't look at me
that way!! . . DON'T SUE. . . Pleeeaaassseee!!
Oh yeah!! . . . Well buster, then just TRY IT!!
You probably don't know that my dad is F. Lee Bailey! . . . and Melvin
Belli's my uncle! . . . and my brother's on the Supreme Court! . . . and
my Mom's Ruth Ginsberg! . . . and I graduated 1st in my class at Harvard
Law School - 3 TIMES!! . . . and just last month I sued water - and won!!
. . . And my other mom is . . . . . .