Like a pack of starving pythons chasing down a stampeding herd of panicked wolverines, our staff of 254 legal information experts at our breathtakingly adequate Isles of Langerhans Command Complex -- each at least a former member of the U.S. Supreme Court -- toiling under the inspired leadership of our Head Librarian Ralf, constantly lay in wait along cyberspace's Ho Chi Minh trails ready to ambush and hijack any passing top quality legal material that the Library's beloved patrons may desire, some of which we are pleased to present below.
THE DRUG COLLECTION
Here's Material from Both Trenches of the 'War On Drugs'. But Please Don't Ask us What Side We're On... At Least Till After we Bust Those Stoners over there... and We're Done Peaking from those Purple Microdots.
On 2/28/98 we received the following e-mail message about the above file:
Subject: stupid bullshit
The busch paper on Beer Vs. Marijuana is the biggest crock of Shit ive [sic] ever read in my entire life!
To which we replied:
Dear Beloved Pissed-off Library Patron,
Since the Library Staff either agrees with you or has no idea what you're talking about -- and is too stoned to figure it out right now -- we've coerced a reply from our Drug & Alcohol (and everything else) expert, boss, Head Librarian & rumored soon-to-be-appointed new Drug Czar, Ralf Rinkle.
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