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There is no better way of exercising the imagination than the study of law. No poet ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer interprets the truth. -- Jean Giraudoux
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Yes, there's such a thing as luck in trial law but it only comes at 3 o'clock in the morning. ... You'll still find me in the library looking for luck at 3 o'clock in the morning. - Louis Nizer
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctively native
American criminal class except Congress. - Mark Twain
Be prepared, be sharp, be careful, and use the King's English well. And you can forget all the other rules unless you remember one more: Get paid. -- Robert Nix
Law school is the opposite of sex . . . even when it's good it's lousy. - R. Rinkle
Here's some files from our Legal Professional's Lounge that you'll find useful if/when you become an official shyster. (Oops, we meant 'admired, respected, and much loved attorney.')
OUTLINES & PATHFINDERS
There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. -- Woody Allen
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Qusquis est qui velit juris consultus haberi, continuet studium, velit a quocunque doceri. - Whoever wishes to be a lawyer, let him continually study and desire to be taught everything.
No brilliance is needed in the law. Nothing but common sense and relatively clean fingernails. - J. Mortimer
IMPORTANT COURT DECISION SUMMARIES
These Files are Well Done Summaries of Important Court [Mostly U.S. Supreme Court] Decisions on Their Respective Topics. We've Included Both Normal Text & Zipped Versions of Each File.
If you think that you can think about a thing, inextricably attached to something else, without thinking of the thing it is attached to, then you have a legal mind. - Thomas Powell
Law school seems to change people's behavior; lawyers have a superiority complex... But generally they are so vague and abstract, very narrow and not very bright. They use their legal training to see the world in a very restricted way, but they can't generalize... They have tunnel vision. -- Mass. Legislator
Some men are heterosexual, some are bisexual, and some don't think about sex at all ... they become lawyers. - Woody Allen
Hey, if law school's so hard, why are there so many dumb lawyers?