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Like a scrofulous band of pirates kyacking the 17 seas on the lookout for drunken, Rolex-clad, lost Japanese tourists, our staff of 634 legal information experts -- each one a former network TV legal expert -- functioning with the precision of a Swiss cheese at our beautiful Isles of Langerhans Comand Complex under the direction of our adored Head Librarian Ralf, blind-side the quarterback, snatch the legal material out of the net, and smack it for a towering homer into the Library's 3rd deck dugout. We're pleased to present a small portion below for our beloved patrons' use & enjoyment.


PREMIUM ROOMS

SOME MAIN ROOMS

LEGAL TOPIC AREAS

MISC BUSHWAH


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Here We Have All Manner of Newsworthy Legal Happenings & Stories, Legislation, Court Cases of the Rich & Famous and Poor & Unknown, plus who knows what.
 Help a criminal before he's caught & you're an accomplice. Do it after he's caught & you're a defense lawyer.

BEFORE THE BAR

These written laws are just like spiders' webs; the small and feeble may be caught and entangled in them, but the rich and mighty force through and despise them. - Anacharsis

An Exclusive 'Lectric Law Editorial
By The World's Leading Expert On ZIPPERGATE, IMPEACHMENT, RESIGNATION & OUR PRESIDENT

THE WHITEWATER MESS

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THE UNIBOMBER CASE

THE FREEMAN SITUATION
Some of the more... ummmm... 'unusual' things we've seen

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OTHER CASE FILINGS
Material from Other Newsworthy Court Cases Involving Government, Business, & Celebrities

THE OKLAHOMA BOMBING CASE
It used to be here but it became awfully bulky. So we built it an annex of its own.
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MENENDEZ BROTHERS' RETRIAL
Ditto for those lovable wacky kids whose case was 'The Trial Of the Century' until a dead waiter and wife of an 'innocent' ex-jock came along

'TRIALS OF THE CENTURY'
There was this kid from San Francisco who got a football scholarship to USC... 'bloody glove' ... 'N' word ... 'punitive damages' ... Enough said?


Miscellaneous Material
A piece of paper drifting through a courtroom window may need two oxen to pull it out. - Chinese Proverb

New, Pending or Important Legislation
If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end. - Mark Twain

Internet Related Issues & Disputes
This area covers all sorts of legal Net matters and disputes (none of which we're a party to -- we hope!)

It takes a whole lot of suits to keep a lawyer well dressed. - Henny Youngman