The 'Lectric Law Library
NEWS ROOM
Like a scrofulous band of pirates kyacking the 17 seas on the lookout for drunken, Rolex-clad, lost Japanese tourists, our staff of 634 legal information experts -- each one a former network TV legal expert -- functioning with the precision of a Swiss cheese at our beautiful Isles of Langerhans Comand Complex under the direction of our adored Head Librarian Ralf, blind-side the quarterback, snatch the legal material out of the net, and smack it for a towering homer into the Library's 3rd deck dugout. We're pleased to present a small portion below for our beloved patrons' use & enjoyment.
BEFORE THE BAR ![]()
Interesting Court Case Filings
These written laws are just like spiders' webs; the small and feeble may be caught and entangled in them,
but the rich and mighty force through and despise them. - Anacharsis
Need a Lawyer? Check Out The 'Lectric Law Library's Searchable Attorney Directory
& our Searchable Expert Witness Directory
Dazed and Confused? Search the Library with Our
'LECTRIC LAW LOOKER-UPPER
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There's plenty of related stuff scattered all around the Library,
like our Periodical Reading Room with more Newsworthy material
so please feel free to wander around and explore.
The Rotunda The Library's central hub, Directory & Index
The Reference Room Dozens of legal Topic Areas & the net's best law Dictionary
The Inner Sanctum All about the Library & answers to your Questions & Problems
And if you haven't done so, Please take our head librarian Ralf's Library Tour
Most wonderful experience of my life! * * Greatest thing I've ever done... By Far! -- Typical Visitor Reactions
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A Bar Association charter flight was hijacked by crazed terrorists and upon landing was quickly surrounded
by hundreds of heavily armed soldiers, agents & cops. The terrorists made a number of increasingly
absurd demands and threatened to release one lawyer per hour until they were met.
Fortunately, there was a happy ending -- The plane was quickly blown up!
No one connected with the 'Lectric Law Library, including Sponsors, Advertisers, & Content Providers,
necessarily Endorses, Warrants or Approves of any of its material. Also, Library content is NOT meant
to provide Specific Legal Advice, or to Solicit or Establish Any Kind of Professional-Client Relationship.
[Last Revised 3/5/99]