Like a scrofulous band of pirates kyacking the 17 seas on the lookout for drunken, Rolex-clad, lost Japanese tourists, our staff of 634 legal information experts -- each one a former network TV legal expert -- functioning with the precision of a Swiss cheese at our beautiful Isles of Langerhans Comand Complex under the direction of our adored Head Librarian Ralf, blind-side the quarterback, snatch the legal material out of the net, and smack it for a towering homer into the Library's 3rd deck dugout. We're pleased to present a small portion below for our beloved patrons' use & enjoyment.
Here We Have All Manner of Newsworthy Legal Happenings & Stories, Legislation, Court Cases of the Rich & Famous and Poor & Unknown, plus who knows what.
Help a criminal before he's caught & you're an accomplice. Do it after he's caught & you're a defense lawyer.
BEFORE THE BAR
These written laws are just like spiders' webs; the small and feeble may be caught and entangled in them, but the rich and mighty force through and despise them. - Anacharsis
An Exclusive 'Lectric Law Editorial
By The World's Leading Expert On ZIPPERGATE, IMPEACHMENT, RESIGNATION & OUR PRESIDENT
THE WHITEWATER MESS
THE UNIBOMBER CASE
THE FREEMAN SITUATION
Some of the more... ummmm... 'unusual' things we've seen
OTHER CASE FILINGS
Material from Other Newsworthy Court Cases Involving Government, Business, & Celebrities
THE OKLAHOMA BOMBING CASE
It used to be here but it became awfully bulky. So we built it an annex of its own.
MENENDEZ BROTHERS' RETRIAL
Ditto for those lovable wacky kids whose case was 'The Trial Of the Century' until a dead waiter and wife of an 'innocent' ex-jock came along
'TRIALS OF THE CENTURY'
There was this kid from San Francisco who got a football scholarship to USC... 'bloody glove' ... 'N' word ... 'punitive damages' ... Enough said?
A piece of paper drifting through a courtroom window may need two oxen to pull it out. - Chinese Proverb
New, Pending or Important Legislation
If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end. - Mark Twain
Internet Related Issues & Disputes
This area covers all sorts of legal Net matters and disputes (none of which we're a party to -- we hope!)
It takes a whole lot of suits to keep a lawyer well dressed. - Henny Youngman